Getting Older:

Age is a matter of mind -- if you don't mind, it doesn't matter!

Never too old for love or ice cream.

Wrinkles merely indicate where the smiles have been.

Over the hill? Where? When? I don't remember any hill!

The secret of perpetual youth -- lie about your age.

I'm very loyal.  Years ago I reached an age I like and I've stuck to it.

I'll admit that I've turned forty, but I won't say when.

My hardest decision is when to start middle age.

I may be old but I'm still in there pinching!

The older I get, the better I was.

I dog years, I'm dead.

Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges!

I've over 45 and my mind is still as tarp as a shack!

The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

Wrinkled wasn't one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

A little gray hair is a small price to pay for all this wisdom.

If things get better with age, I'm approaching magnificent.