In General:

A day hemmed with prayer is less likely to unravel.

Rules of the house: 1. Mom is always right.  2.  See rule # 1.

Mom's overworked.  Do it yourself.

So this isn't Home Sweet Home -- ADJUST!

Mom's busy -- take a number.

Organized people are just too lazy to look for it.

When sweetness fails and tears don't work...nag!

Help Wanted.  Everyone in this house qualifies.

A face without freckles is like a sky without stars.

"M" is for Mother, not Maid!

Travel at your own speed in your own special way.

I hate four-letter words -- dust, cook, wash, iron, diet...

Skinny cooks can't be trusted.

Forget the dog -- beware of the kids!

Life is uncertain.  Eat dessert first.

Bloom where you are planted.

Creative clutter is better than idle neatness.

Sexy women have messy kitchens.

One is nearer God's heart in a garden.

Plant kindness, gather love.

Gardeners know the best dirt.

I'd stop eating chocolate but I'm no quitter!

Annoying the cook will result in smaller portions.

Wherever you go, there you are.

So what?

I want it all.

Sit long -- talk much.

She who plants a garden plants happiness.

Messy places make happy faces.

I am woman.  I am invincible.  I am tired.

The heart is happiest when it beats for others.

If it's not one thing, it's your mother!

My husband says that if I go to one more craft show, he'll leave me.  I'll miss him.

I don't repeat gossip so listen closely the first time.

Any day above ground is a good one.

On a clear day I can shop forever.

Those who sleep under a quilt sleep under a blanket of love.

Find joy in simple things.

Life is a patchwork of sunshine and showers.

Hugs given here.

Thou shalt not whine.

Bless your heart.

Craft show junkie.

A woman's place is in the mall.

I'd rather be stitching.

Sow seeds of happiness.

We believe in angels.

Light fades, stars appear.  Evening angels gather near.

Live, laugh, love.

Angel crossing overhead.

Old blondes never fade, they just dye away.

Old redheads never fade, they just dye away.

Guardian angel, keep our home safe.

Welcome all species.

You can't be too good looking or too well equipped!

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

M.O.M. -- Maker of Miracles

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.

Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.

The house was clean yesterday.  Sorry you missed it.

Keeping house is like threading beads on a string with no knot at the end.

My other house is cleaner.

Stressed is desserts backward.

Listening hearts hear angels sing.

Save the whales.  Trade them for valuable prizes.

The most useless thing in the world is gossip that isn't worth repeating.

Who's afraid of virgin wool?

Waking up is hard to do.

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot either!

It was all so different before everything changed.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Never knock on Death's door -- ring the doorbell and run (he hates that!)

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Smile -- it's the second best thing you can do with your lips!

A young child is a noise with dirt on it.

Avenge yourself -- live long enough to be a problem to your children.

The best thing to spend on your children is time.

There's too much youth.  How about a fountain of smart?

Practice random acts on intelligence and senseless acts of self-control.

What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you.

Love, laughter and friends are always welcome here.

Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.