Relationships:

Some things are better rich -- coffee, chocolate, men...

I like to live life in the fast lane but my husband is a speed bump.

I might get married someday.  I'm waiting for the right amount to come along.

I like coffee, I like tea, I like the boys and the boys like me.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Women's faults are many, men have only two -- everything they say and everything they do!

I need someone really bad.  Are you really bad?

I still miss my ex-husband but my aim is improving.

Real men don't waste their hormones growing hair.

Men are from earth.  Women are from earth.  Deal with it.

Guys have feelings too.  But like...who cares?

Star light, star bright, where the heck is Mr. Right?

Eat, drink and remarry.

If they can put one man on the moon, why not all of them?

So many men -- so few who can afford me...

I don't wanna, I don't have to, I ain't gonna...